WORK WITH US??

Celebrities? Influencers?
NO THANK YOU. EVACUATE THE PREMISES.
Take your PR latte and go stage a photoshoot somewhere else.

Real human?
Prefer coffee over chaos?
Or chaos over coffee?
Either way…
YOU MIGHT SURVIVE.

Fill form.
Alarm goes off.
Papers fly.
Someone screams.
We pick a name at random.
Maybe it’s you.