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Same beans.
But now they’ve been spiritually sunburnt.
Emotionally relaxed.
Possibly mentored by a seagull named Greg.
Roasted under conditions that would fail every audit but pass every vibe check.
Tastes like coffee.
Feels like you accidentally joined a beach cult.
Side effects may include confidence, confusion, and an urge to buy a surfboard with no prior experience.
Same beans.
But now they’ve been spiritually sunburnt.
Emotionally relaxed.
Possibly mentored by a seagull named Greg.
Roasted under conditions that would fail every audit but pass every vibe check.
Tastes like coffee.
Feels like you accidentally joined a beach cult.
Side effects may include confidence, confusion, and an urge to buy a surfboard with no prior experience.