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Beans that:
Escaped previous batches under cover of darkness
Were rounded up by Steve using interpretive yoga
Became exponentially cheekier after reading threads they absolutely should not have read
Are now under the direct, unclear influence of a sand-dwelling monarch
This is not just coffee.
This is crab-sanctioned caffeine insurgency.
Beans that:
Escaped previous batches under cover of darkness
Were rounded up by Steve using interpretive yoga
Became exponentially cheekier after reading threads they absolutely should not have read
Are now under the direct, unclear influence of a sand-dwelling monarch
This is not just coffee.
This is crab-sanctioned caffeine insurgency.